Dawn and the Remote

So.. we are watching TV last night and as usual there is NOTHING on. When this happens I get a little frustrated because we end up watching some sporting event, which most times doesn't bother me, but after all day of basketball, really how much can we really watch. So, I say (very nicely) is there what we have decided to watch? That usually gets me the remote. Well, last night was a revelation. Evidently, according to him, I am the worst controller of the remote. He said he sometimes wants to come over and strangle me. Now, according to him, this is what I do. We start to watch something, usually on Bravo (like the housewives or top chef) or reruns of law and order and than the commercial comes on. Than I begin to surf, ultimately stumbling on something else that I might find interesting, maybe a cooking show or a rerun of NCIS. So we stop there until that commercial comes on when I begin my surfing again. Never returning to the original show, which he says he was interested in in the first place. Well, EXCUSE ME!!! So.. that is when the remote goes back to him and we than watch the basketball game and I go to bed.. This is about 7:30 pm. And you wonder why I drink wine. When I drink wine, I really don't care what we watch. See, be careful what you wish for...